My problem with the bikini is that I tend to fall out of them. And I don't play volleyball. I have to hold onto my sides every time I flip a page of a book while wearing a bikini just in case my strategically placed triangles of cloth held together with floss come loose. I can't even think about any motion that involves even the slightest wobbling.
Being of the DD+ persuasion (not as much fun as you'd think), swimsuit options are very tight. Wear a bikini, and risk exposure. Wear a DD bikini top, and look like you decided to go for a swim in a Marks and Sparks bra. Most one pieces are either a) utilitarian Speedo-type things, b) high-cut on the hips a la Baywatch circa 1996, c) have those cut outs at the side and front, which make for interesting tribal print tan lines or d) self-consciously retro (which would be my second choice).
Blissfully bereft of all these cliches, I give you the Insight swimwear collection. I might actually get to venture into the sea this year.



Photos - Insight at ASOS